Roll to Dodge VI: The Meaning of Life

[kyle]

1. Post an action.
2. Your result will be determined by the roll of a die.
Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defense roll.

The basic breakdown is as follows:

1: Complete and total failure. The worst possible result.
2-5: Failure with major penalty
6-9: Failure with moderate penalty
10-13: Failure with minor penalty
14-17: Failure, no penalty
18-21: Failure, but possibility of success in another way
22-25: Success, but possibility of failure in another way
26-29: Success, no bonus
30-33: Success with minor bonus
34-37: Success with moderate bonus
38-41: Success with major bonus
42: Complete and total success. The best possible result.

Gary
100 HP
$400,000
No dick
Desert Eagle
soiled underwear

Soup
190 HP
Lost $2,000,000 in a lawsuit
t-shirt
gold ring
Strip Club
Marijuana farm in Kansas
Dictator of USA

Wave
120 HP
Vice-Dictator of USA

JR48:
75 HP

Milk:
95 HP

Joe:
45 HP
$2.5 million

MM
100 HP

Fishy
50 HP
addicted to crack

SMAP
5 HP
Broken Penis

Elysia
105 HP
$200,000

[JR48fan]

Nuke said countries and shoot Kyle with super-torpedo simultaneously.

[Soup567]

GET MY FINGER BACK ON DAMMIT!

[musicalmafia]

New players should just be born. Just saying. So say I was just born.

Learn To Walk

[Soup567]

May 5, 2011 19:35:17 GMT -5 musicalmafia said:

New players should just be born. Just saying. So say I was just born.

Learn To Walk

What? Why? This isn't about going through life.

[musicalmafia]

May 5, 2011 19:37:41 GMT -5 Soup567 said:

May 5, 2011 19:35:17 GMT -5 musicalmafia said:

New players should just be born. Just saying. So say I was just born.

Learn To Walk

What? Why? This isn't about going through life.

So, I think it would be funner like that though, like a story.

[Soup567]

We aren't doing it like that this time. Maybe some other time.

[musicalmafia]

May 5, 2011 19:44:47 GMT -5 Soup567 said:

We aren't doing it like that this time. Maybe some other time.

It's a neverending story there won't be a next time.

[kyle]

Soup, he can do whatever he wants.

[Soup567]

May 5, 2011 21:01:47 GMT -5 @kyle said:

Soup, he can do whatever he wants.

Did I ever say he couldn't? I only asked why. I don't think it's a good idea because we are continuing from earlier stuff.

[Wave57]

Umm.

Wake up at 7 in the morning.

[Wave57]

Also Joe is winning.
He has 150 HP and is the bird king.

[Soup567]

ALL HAIL THE BIRD KING!

[Wave57]

(And his bird apprentice)

[kyle]

Here we go!!!

JR48
5!
You prepare your weaponry off the coast of the Azerbijan Sea. You fire the weapons, but somebody forgot to set the guidance system, and they all fly up into the air, never to be seen again, but you are exposed to much nuclear fallout and are poisoned by radiation. Lose 15 HP.

Soup
16!
You go to the best hospital in the state and get a bionic finger. Unfortunately, the pinky does not work properly.

Wave
You hit the snooze button multiple times. When you finally get out of bed, it's 8:20 AM, and you are so alarmed you bump your head on the ceiling, scald yourself with coffee, trip over your self, and forget to eat breakfast. Lose 20 HP

MM
20!
You wake up and decide, Dammit, I'm gonna walk today. You start walking around everywhere. Your parents are so happy, they buy you a bunch of new toys and a chocolate cake!

Milk
14!
You buy an Easter bunny costume and hop around the streets yelling at children. Unfortunately, none of them seem very scared.