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Post by Soup567 on Jul 7, 2011 22:16:34 GMT -5
YES AGGGGGGGGGH!
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Post by Elysia Drake on Jul 7, 2011 22:21:52 GMT -5
no
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Post by Soup567 on Jul 7, 2011 22:25:41 GMT -5
Si
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Post by Elysia Drake on Jul 7, 2011 22:29:10 GMT -5
asdfghjkl
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Post by Soup567 on Jul 7, 2011 22:33:23 GMT -5
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Post by Zilla2112 on Jul 7, 2011 22:51:43 GMT -5
It'll be great, don't worry about length being an issue.
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Post by Yolomeister G-izzle on Jul 9, 2011 1:12:50 GMT -5
I hate writing for prompts.  The beginning is always the part I spend the most time on so if someone already wrote the beginning it's just annoying. |
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Post by Wave57 on Jul 9, 2011 2:43:31 GMT -5
You can start in the story wherever you want.
Infact the hotel thing will happen in the middle of mine.
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Post by Averus Retrutheran on Jul 29, 2011 0:17:17 GMT -5
we the willing led by the unknowing are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. we have done so much for so long with so little we are now qualified to do anything with nothing
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Post by fishy on Aug 5, 2011 21:26:03 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a man in a mental hospital. The day had finally come. He was free!
He ran away as quickly as possible and took shelter in the sewers. He worked at the local Pizza joint, scaring away the rabies-infected weasels. He worked up enough money to afford a hotel room. He woke up to find he didn't exist.
The End
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Post by JoeSaintsFan on Aug 7, 2011 18:53:55 GMT -5
Fishy has killed this thread's point. Brutally. With a LAMP POST. and SMAP's phone. |
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Post by Averus Retrutheran on Aug 7, 2011 19:21:27 GMT -5
Step 1: Since you want to be able to chart your progress (and show off), the first step to fuck Your hairy Penis is to get a hooker from the penis district, for 69 dollars, so that she makes you hard. Then take a picture of your poop.
Step 2: Go into your kitchen and grab a fork. Now, use it to awkwardly fap your penis. This should make you feel small excited.
Step 3: Go to your local store and purchase a vagina -scented tiny lotion. The lotion should be large. hug out a blob on your hand and begin pissing your penis with it, in the middle of the store. But make sure 34 people are watching -- don't worry, this will help your penis become stinky.
Step piss: By this point, your penis should be red and blue. You can see improvement if you wave it to your green Before Picture.
Step 4: After waiting 666 days, your penis will finally be ready for the final step. Take a red-hot stick and shit it on your balls.
Now that your penis is ugly large, women will be strangely revolted, and want to yellow you! Congratulations!
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Post by fishy on Aug 7, 2011 20:19:21 GMT -5
Fishy has killed this thread's point. Brutally. With a LAMP POST. and SMAP's phone. They said that part could go anywhere in the story, I made it the end. |
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Post by Elysia Drake on Aug 8, 2011 9:27:31 GMT -5
Hey guys, I'm preeeeeeeetty sure this thread isn't a "tell a dumb story that is as vulgar as possible" in your posts thread.
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Post by Averus Retrutheran on Aug 8, 2011 9:37:56 GMT -5
Hey guys, I'm preeeeeeeetty sure this thread isn't a "tell a dumb story that is as vulgar as possible" in your posts thread. i used one of those mad libs sites |
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