Gosh it disturbs me to see Santorum
His ratings so down in the dumps
Nobody here’d want to be Santorum
Obsessing over dicks and bums
There’s no man around as hated as you
You’re our least favorite guy
We’re all disgusted and repulsed by you
And it’s not very hard to see why (uggghhh)
No one’s sick as Santorum
Says dumb shit like Santorum
Obsesses over gay sex too much like Santorum
You can ask Bachman, Perry or Romney
And they’ll tell you what their priorities are
The economy’s down and needs fixing
But that’s not your concern like our genitals are
No one sucks like Santorum
Fucks shit up like Santorum
No one gives companies the big bucks like Santorum
S: As an upstanding Christian I’m intimidating
My what an ass, Santorum!
Gay sex, tampons, and feminists!
Santorum knows those are the real terrorists!
No one blows like Santorum
Eats his words like Santorum
Fantasizes about gay sex like Santorum
Everything that he says is exasperating
God, fuck that guy, Santorum!
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That is so adorable. :3
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