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Post by Diabet on Jul 6, 2012 23:07:40 GMT -5
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Post by fortheunsuspecting on Jul 6, 2012 23:57:27 GMT -5
i'll post some tomorrow {º″³¸}
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Post by civplayah on Jul 8, 2012 22:59:45 GMT -5
The "one of each" killed me.
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Post by Diabet on Jul 8, 2012 23:53:50 GMT -5
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Post by Diabet on Jul 8, 2012 23:54:13 GMT -5
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Post by syntheticfuckfacto on Jul 9, 2012 0:11:49 GMT -5
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Post by syntheticfuckfacto on Jul 9, 2012 0:16:27 GMT -5
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Post by Diabet on Jul 9, 2012 0:20:51 GMT -5
My friend printed music for the legend of zelda theme and it said ass clarinet on it |
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Post by Toki on Jul 9, 2012 1:20:43 GMT -5
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Post by Fatalfriend on Jul 9, 2012 11:52:20 GMT -5
where did you get that Nigga Please cereal one?
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Post by Toki on Jul 9, 2012 15:15:06 GMT -5
where did you get that Nigga Please cereal one? I saw it browsing Ultimate Guitar, why? However, the website it is in the corner of the picture. |
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Post by Diabet on Jul 9, 2012 17:13:49 GMT -5
The nigga please cereal pic literally made me start lolling
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Post by Scarecrow on Jul 9, 2012 22:17:16 GMT -5
 This is just too cute.  Oh god I found this, this is too funny. |
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Post by Elysia Drake on Jul 10, 2012 23:23:12 GMT -5
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Post by Toki on Jul 10, 2012 23:52:26 GMT -5
[Not mine]
Last year, I got into my first 'serious' relationship. I went into a local shop to get a drink. I ask the girl behind the counter "Hi, could I please have a coke?"
She turns around and says "Sure thing!"
She gives me my drink, and gives me the most amazing smile ever.
As I'm walking out the door, I overhear her saying "GOD, he was so cute."
Over the next few weeks, I went into the shop as much as possible, and eventually asked her out. We got into a serious relationship after having months of happiness together.
Soon enough, the time finally came to have sex.
We were both incredibly nervous, and we get about halfway to undressing each other when she stops and says "Babe, I need to ask you something before we go on.... Do you love me?"
I say "Of course I do, babe.."
And then we proceed to have the greatest sex ever. The sun rises as we are cuddling together, and she says "Babe, I love you so much.."
"I love you too" I say..
She then asks "Can I borrow some cab money to get home?"
I ask "Sure, how much?"
She then proceeds to say "I need about tree fiddy."
"Sure, just a sec-wait, What??"
I looked at her again, and suddenly realized she was a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era.
And I say "I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!!"
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