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Post by SMAP on Sept 26, 2011 19:54:21 GMT -5
Hey guys. You are probably wondering how my date went. Well, it started off disastrous. My date was 10 minutes late and we missed the first few minutes of the new Twilight movie. I didn't mind but I didn't get the chance to buy any food and I was starving half of the movie. To put it nicely, my date was a total bitch. She wouldn't stop talking and she had to make some annoying ass comment every time Edward came on screen (He is SOOO cute oh my god!) and acted like a 12 year old girl half the time. We made out at one point but she was pretty bad and it felt like we was reaching behind my nose in my mouth with her tongue. I also found out she stuffs her bra at a pretty embarrassing incident near the end of the movie. It's funny because even with her bra stuffed her chest is pretty flat and unappealing.  |
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Post by SMAP on Sept 26, 2011 19:55:08 GMT -5
At the last 5 minutes of the movie, things had reached the lowest point, I stood up and said, "Fuck you" and walked out of the movie. What could've been one of the biggest dissapointments of my life turned into a memorable occasion when a fat, naked man entered the theater and nearly started a riot. During the riot I met a pretty hot goth girl (with a nice pair of tits, definitely better than that other bitch!) and we really got along, so I'm taking her out to dinner next week. Wish me luck guys....
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Post by Zilla2112 on Sept 26, 2011 19:56:12 GMT -5
You serious?
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Pastel Mr. Shin
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Post by Pastel Mr. Shin on Sept 26, 2011 20:00:21 GMT -5
it felt like we was rug munching
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Post by Wave57 on Sept 26, 2011 20:04:43 GMT -5
Good luck dude!
And whatever happened to the fat guy?
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Post by SMAP on Sept 26, 2011 20:09:57 GMT -5
You guys are taking this seriously
why
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Post by Zilla2112 on Sept 26, 2011 20:17:26 GMT -5
I thought it wasn't true.
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Post by Soup567 on Sept 26, 2011 21:54:20 GMT -5
It's SMAP; is he ever serious? Hardly ever. And this is in spam! lol
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Post by Wave57 on Sept 26, 2011 22:01:41 GMT -5
Smap, it's called going along with it. lol.
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Post by JoeSaintsFan on Sept 27, 2011 19:50:34 GMT -5
Interesting. 6/10
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Post by JoeSaintsFan on Sept 27, 2011 19:50:58 GMT -5
And is that really a picture of you?
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Post by SMAP on Sept 27, 2011 19:52:15 GMT -5
And is that really a picture of you? I'll leave that for you to decide.  |
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Post by JoeSaintsFan on Sept 27, 2011 19:52:40 GMT -5
Yep.
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Post by SMAP on Sept 27, 2011 19:53:19 GMT -5
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Post by Soft and Flabby on Sept 27, 2011 19:53:42 GMT -5
Smap, it's called going along with it. lol. This is the most overused excuse by gullible people. |
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