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Post by fishy on May 31, 2011 19:33:05 GMT -5
Is that a neurotic Jew's home? Upon close inspection you find a 1 million dollars in the box |
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Post by Elysia Drake on May 31, 2011 19:43:08 GMT -5
...? *looks curiously at box*
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Post by fishy on May 31, 2011 19:46:28 GMT -5
...? *looks curiously at box* Wave jumps out of the box and attempts to rape you, however, you kick him in the balls and call the police, Wave doesn't get thrown into jail because the government is stupid, but you do have a restraining order against him. Oh Yeah, the attempted rape left you a little mangled but you will heal soon enough. |
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Post by SMAP on May 31, 2011 20:06:15 GMT -5
Licks box with great enjoyment.
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Post by fishy on May 31, 2011 21:41:35 GMT -5
Licks box with great enjoyment. You proceed to lick the bocks until it ejaculates, unfortunately enough it has acidic sperm you slowly recover from the burns on your face. You have -50 HP until June 15, 2011 |
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Post by Elysia Drake on May 31, 2011 22:45:52 GMT -5
...? *looks curiously at box* Wave jumps out of the box and attempts to rape you, however, you kick him in the balls and call the police, Wave doesn't get thrown into jail because the government is stupid, but you do have a restraining order against him. Oh Yeah, the attempted rape left you a little mangled but you will heal soon enough. Only a little...? |
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Post by fishy on May 31, 2011 23:02:00 GMT -5
Wave jumps out of the box and attempts to rape you, however, you kick him in the balls and call the police, Wave doesn't get thrown into jail because the government is stupid, but you do have a restraining order against him. Oh Yeah, the attempted rape left you a little mangled but you will heal soon enough. Only a little...? Only -10 HP You get a Panda bear, you instantly fall in love and you both live happily ever after..... for 2 days then the panda shits all over the house so you kick his sorry ass out, serves him right. He stalks you and refuses to leave you alone. This has no physical effect on you |
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Post by kyle on May 31, 2011 23:14:11 GMT -5
I would like to reach my hand into a black bowl that says Mr. Cat.
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Post by Wave57 on May 31, 2011 23:16:16 GMT -5
I'll put my penis in the box.
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Post by Soup567 on May 31, 2011 23:17:15 GMT -5
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Post by fishy on May 31, 2011 23:28:25 GMT -5
I'll put my penis in the box. The Box attempts to bite your dick off but you manage too retract it just in time however the box does bruise your already damaged scrotum up a little bit You have advancement on your current testical injuries - your balls will now heal in on June 21, 2011 |
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Post by Soup567 on May 31, 2011 23:31:52 GMT -5
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Post by fishy on May 31, 2011 23:33:18 GMT -5
You find yourself in the box, this makes you reevaluate your life, upon seeing yourself you realize that the only way you can survive is by murdering all your friends and baking cupcakes out of them, you find yourself inside a mental institution with Phil Spector. He rapes you. Raped by Phil Spector - -5 HP
In a mental institution - cannot leave |
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Post by kyle on May 31, 2011 23:37:07 GMT -5
I would like to reach my hand into a black bowl that says Mr. Cat. |
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Post by fishy on May 31, 2011 23:46:19 GMT -5
I would like to reach my hand into a black bowl that says Mr. Cat. The Box produces said bowl but there is nothing in it you look inside to see it is a world of eternal nothingness, this makes you sad. -50 optimism  |
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