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Post by Elysia Drake on Apr 11, 2012 18:38:57 GMT -5
I'm asking for permission to do drugs ironically, so I can pen my own concept albums about isolation, childhood trauma, and the pains of being a rock star (ironically) at three in the morning.
Oh, and I'm not being the sex kitten, sorry. I'm looking for more of an Annie Clark-meets-Bjork, innocent look. I have green eyes and sometimes they change colour, and I can do the wide-eyed, pale look very well. I mean, I'll do "shy indie girl who turns fierce and attacks fans ironically" though. I'll even grow out my hair and dye it brown to get the full-on hipster look. In all honestly, with my short hair I'll just do confused bisexual until it grows out, then we can transition, probably around the time when our techno breakdowns that transcend the quandary of the human condition stop and we move towards a wholesome, bass-driven sound that embraces the soul of the Earth.
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Post by Zilla2112 on Apr 11, 2012 19:21:01 GMT -5
karma
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Post by nogatoyumi on Apr 11, 2012 19:24:22 GMT -5
can i at least be the eccentric band manager?  |
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Post by SMAP on Apr 11, 2012 20:46:16 GMT -5
...I love you guys. All of you.
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Post by Elysia Drake on Apr 11, 2012 20:49:24 GMT -5
...I love you guys. All of you. love you too bby |
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Post by SMAP on Apr 12, 2012 0:15:08 GMT -5
...I love you guys. All of you. love you too bby HOW IS BABBY FORMED |
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Post by Elysia Drake on Apr 12, 2012 1:00:32 GMT -5
A babby is formed when a Jenga game scores a perfect inverse orange. This is obviously very hard to do, as the shadow inverse Jenga is only available to be tallied at the apex of the full moon and in the presence of three litres of dry ice. It is assumed that the sublimation of the dry ice is responsible for the beta-particles of water, which then assimilate with the air and soak into the wood blocks of Jenga. The highest Jenga block has to be the first to touch the beta-particles of the ice, (it is also assumed that you have begun to set up as your host takes the ice out to the playing field, which, of course, has been pre-soaked with the blood of a butterfly) and it will oscillate its beta-frequency amongst the rest of the pieces. The Jenga tower at this point must be higher than three inches, but less than twelve. If the tower falls, the beta-particles will obviously soak into the skin of all players, turning their blood to dry ice. When the Jenga tower has been fully conformed to the dry ice, it becomes inverse Jenga, also known as shadow Jenga. The obvious difference between the two is that inverse Jenga takes place in an alternate dimension where physics does not totally apply and the souls of the damned swim, screaming, in the very echoes of the breaths you take. Also, you add the pieces to the tower that you very previously removed. Shadow Jenga is different for every player; some have experienced inverse gravity, manifesting in their own organs and eventually the entire body turning inside out, and some have just noted the tower being a bit "warpy and strange". Cthulhu has been known to drop in on a shadow Jenga game, due to the fact that the alternate universe is located in a sphere of his influence, but due to the rules he will not interfere. Be on the lookout for hallucinations, random bleeding, strange dreams, nausea, insanity, and unwarranted changing into an eternal ward of His Lordship upon finishing up the game. Inverse Jenga is inherently easy to score; when the last piece is placed or the last player succumbed to the darkness outside of the game zone, the points of intersection on the horizon by the pieces are tallied. Usually, the screams of the damned have at least some sway here, so try and coerce them into giving you a good tally mark; most are preferential to blood, or donuts. It depends on the universe, but in the case that the players' extremities have turned to Jenga blocks, they are expected to remove them and place them on the tower, as scoring will not advance until all pieces are placed. Remember not to touch the tower once any piece has been placed on it, because any piece placed immediately changes its form into a piece of the heart of The Old Ones. Touching it will transform you into a living organ for their eternal forms. Remember, perfect orange is hard to achieve, but not impossible! Your chances can be improved with practice and tips: for instance, never use the carcass of a winged-screech for carrying a Jenga piece, only for fighting off the Under-Hands when they grab your ankles. Do not use blunt objects for removing Jenga-block growths for other players, use sharp objects or teeth. You are probably going to have to use teeth, and remember to keep the blood to stand in so that the portal back to your own universe can be re-opened. AB Positive always has the quickest transfer, which is best due to the the fact that Cthulhu CAN and WILL attack players after scoring rounds. Once you are back in the field, you are given sixty-six seconds to inspect wounds and prepare for babby, if there is one. You will recognise the babby's presence as a rent in the fabric of the sky and a small, claw-like growth protruding from it. The babby will drop down. At this point, you must prepare it to devour the universe as to regurgitate for The Old Ones' meal. You may do so by giving the babby a limb, or a soul- one of the babby's many graces is that it is not picky. Only through a perfect orange score is a true babby created. You will know a real babby though time's refusal to go forward and more of the screams of eaten universes in your mind. Once the babby is prepared, it will begin the destruction of your universe and you can pick up your Jenga pieces. Remember, your mortal shell will remain even as your mind swims with The Great and Terrible Gods. It may take a year for total annihilation of your body to occur, and as such you may feel pain as the body is compressed into the black hole for The Gods to consume. After that, your consciousness remains in servitude for eternity, though your status may be elevated as thanks for creating a nice meal for The Gods. Remember, play Shadow Jenga, and that is how a babby is formed. Have fun! |
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Post by Toki on Apr 12, 2012 5:45:51 GMT -5
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots |
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Post by Yolomeister G-izzle on Apr 12, 2012 19:35:12 GMT -5
I liked Smap's hipster band before it was cool.
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