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[kyle]

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
OK, lots of yeahs. Not much vocabulary, eh?


7am, waking up in the morning
That's typically what you do in the morning.

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Sounds fun. Also, how does one "be fresh"?
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
random. I guess we all have our vices. For some people it's drugs. For others its cereal. Is it possible to get high on cereal?

Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Yeah, unless you have a time freeze ray, time is gonna go. And unless your blind, youll see everything. OBVIOUS MUCH?

Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Yes we've established that time goes on.

Gotta get down to the bus stop
Yep, because you don't seem like the kind of person that would skip school. (sarcasm)

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Wait a minute, I thought you go to the bus stop to catch a bus, not be picked up by your slutty friends.

Kickin’ in the front seat
That's kinda hard, there's no one in front to kick.

Sittin’ in the back seat
That's typically what you do in a seat. If you stand you'll get pulled over. CLICK IT OR TICKET!

Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
Well, there's only one other seat in the front, and it's taken, so that makes the choice that much more obvious. Although, there doesn't seem to be any room in the back either.

It’s Friday, Friday
repetition issues issues?

Gotta get down on Friday
get down where? to school? you already ignored the bus.

Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
repetition issues issues are showing again.

Friday, Friday
see above statement

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend
Now we're repeating whole phrases! YAY!

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Wait, shouldn't you be going to school?

Fun, fun, fun, fun
Note: Saying fun 4X does not make it 4X more fun.

Lookin’ forward to the weekend
This is when you can party. Now you should be in school. Wait a minute didn't I call it that you wouldn't be at school? Kyle: 1, Rebecca Black: 0


7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
You seem like the kind of person who overshares everything on facebook.

Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Going faster does not make time go faster unless you exceed the speed of light. All going faster on the highway does is get you a ticket.

Fun, fun, think about fun
I'm guessing your fun involves partying at slutty clubs and getting fucked by random guys.

You know what it is
No, I don't know what "it" is. Enlighten me.

I got this, you got this
This is why you should be going to school instead of partying. You need an antecedent, and you need a different verb form.

My friend is by my right
You have friends?
I got this, you got this
We've been over this.

Now you know it
You're not getting any better at this prounoun thing.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
I thought you were already in a car? How else would you be on a highway?


It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend
Yeah, go to school. And speech school, you obviously have repetition issues issues.


Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
No shit. The days of the week have never changed. Also, definately look into that speech school. You have a stutter too.
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Horrible grammar? check
stutter? check
You really should go to school. I'm sure your parents are so proud.

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!! I AM ENLIGHTENED! and yeah, see my comments about speech school.

I don’t want this weekend to end
Why, so you can keep getting drunk and partying?


R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all
I have nothing to say. You must have gotten paid for this, because no human in their right mind can think Rebecca Black is cool.


It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend
Dear God, it's finally over. That was entirely horrible.

[robbiecon]

Epic winning post!

[musicalmafia]

Kyle can be....funny?

SPOILER: Click to show

Karma bro.

[kyle]

Thanks MM. I still really wanna know if you get high on cereal. or if cereal is a code name for weed, and bowl is a codename for bong.

[robbiecon]

Look out, instant Karma gonna get you!

[musicalmafia]

Mar 20, 2011 18:11:10 GMT -5 @kyle said:

Thanks MM. I still really wanna know if you get high on cereal. or if cereal is a code name for weed, and bowl is a codename for bong.

Yeah I snort Fruit Loops all the time. Sometimes it gets stuck but it's okay because I'm high for like 8 hours. Of course there's those gay after effects that I end up sneezing gallons of blood and coughing blood. But it's worth it.

[musicalmafia]

Yay.

[Wave57]

It is stuck in my head.
PLEASE GET IT OUT

[SMAP]

Sorry Kyle but someone has outdone you.
thoughtcatalog.com/2011/lyrics-analysis-rebecca-black-viral-hit-friday-friday/

Clearly Rebecca Black's lyrics are far too intelligent for you.

P.S.: Guys, please read this, this is like the single greatest thing I've ever read.

[musicalmafia]

I read it. But I liked Kyle's better.

[Jelfoss]

[Fatalfriend]

is that shit real, jelfoss ?

[Wave57]

What is life?

[robbiecon]

Life is when you finally work out that Thursday comes before Friday, and Saturday follows it, and Sunday comes after.

[remake20]

If weird al did a parody of this, I don't think he'd change anything.