Post by Wave57 on Jun 22, 2011 21:35:51 GMT -5
I'm mod now bitches.
1. Post an action.
2. Your result will be determined by the roll of a die.
Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defense roll.
The basic breakdown is as follows:
1: Complete and total failure. The worst possible result.
2-5: Failure with major penalty
6-9: Failure with moderate penalty
10-13: Failure with minor penalty
14-17: Failure, no penalty
18-21: Failure, but possibility of success in another way
22-25: Success, but possibility of failure in another way
26-29: Success, no bonus
30-33: Success with minor bonus
34-37: Success with moderate bonus
38-41: Success with major bonus
42: Complete and total success. The best possible result.
Gary
90 HP
$400,000
No dick
Desert Eagle
soiled underwear
Soup
200 HP
Lost $2,000,000 in a lawsuit
t-shirt
gold ring
Strip Club
Marijuana farm in Kansas
President of USA
Restored order
New reforms
Slightly bad reputation
JR48
70 HP
Fan base of 100,000
Star
Milk
85 HP
Own T.V Show
Flying Death Metal Polar Bear
$50,000
Joe
70 HP
$2.5 million
HATED BY THE PEOPLE
Strongest in the world
MM
100 HP
Fishy
150 HP
addicted to crack
$10,000
President of Playboy
Sexually pleased
Ability to have sex with anyone for the next turn.
Jar of HIV
Immune to HIV
SMAP
-7 HP
$50,000 in debt
Depression of the highest order
HIV
Elysia
105 HP
$250,200,000
All Powers
Mansion
Kyle
10 HP
3 More turns in prison
Raped
Milk: Listen to metal music way too loud.
40!
You listen to Metallica, Black Sabbath, and Dio on an extreme volume \m/. Someone walks by your house and notices the awesome music. He talks to you and asks you to pick all of the music and star for his new T.V show! The T.V show will also be renamed to "MilkAndCookies the epic saga". Where you defeat hordes of zombies, vampires, and fan girls while flying through the skies on the back of a Flying Death Metal Polar Bear named Pablo (You also get to keep him as a pet). You also get lots of cash. You are also cured of your blindness.
+10 HP
Own T.V Show
Flying Death Metal Polar Bear
$50,000
Kyle: Be on good behavior to get out early.
1!
You try to be on good behavior and through that all you got was dropping the soap and getting beat up. They give the special treatment to nices. Infact you died, well at least for 3 hours. You also tried to go against my mod rules so more prison for you. Bitch.
3 More turns in prison
-40 HP
Raped
Sir Fishy: Get HIV
24!
You went up to a hooker and asked her for her HIV she said okay. You had her way with her and she gave you a jar of HIV to go. The weird thing was though was that you weren't affected. You went to the doctor and you found out you are immune to HIV. Lucky Bastard.
Jar of HIV
Immune to HIV
Smap: Have sex with Fishy while getting an STD.
22!
You go up to Fishy and you take his pants off and start blowing him. Just right there in public. Fishy moves the setting to his bedroom. You have some of the best sex ever. But you find out he can't get HIV but he does have some in a jar to give. You then use the HIV as lube and now you have HIV. Your Broken penis is fixed thanks to the HIV.
HIV
+5 HP
JR: Host the greatest episode of Saturday Night Live ever!
11!
You go up to SNL and give them your pitch. They hate it. They throw their hot coffee on you.
-5 HP
Joe: Regain strength to become the most powerful person ever!!!!!
23!
You eat your veggies and you gain strength. You are now the most powerful person in the world. However, you learned how to be pacifist so you can't really do anything with your strength.
Strongest in the world
+69.99999 HP
Elysia: Heal every player and restore all their HP, UNLESS they want to kill or have sex with me, in which case I will make them infertile.
16!
You try, but your powers seem to be gone today. Maybe it's gas.
Soup: Have the FBI arrest Fishy for having sex with children.
6!
Must I remind you he had sex with every person on Earth. Even you. The FBI loved Fishy too much to do anything and they went against your order and blabbed about it. Fishy was well liked and everyone loved his junk. Your reputation goes down a bit. You better not cross Fishy again.
Slightly bad reputation
Let the games continue!!!
1. Post an action.
2. Your result will be determined by the roll of a die.
Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defense roll.
The basic breakdown is as follows:
1: Complete and total failure. The worst possible result.
2-5: Failure with major penalty
6-9: Failure with moderate penalty
10-13: Failure with minor penalty
14-17: Failure, no penalty
18-21: Failure, but possibility of success in another way
22-25: Success, but possibility of failure in another way
26-29: Success, no bonus
30-33: Success with minor bonus
34-37: Success with moderate bonus
38-41: Success with major bonus
42: Complete and total success. The best possible result.
Gary
90 HP
$400,000
No dick
Desert Eagle
soiled underwear
Soup
200 HP
Lost $2,000,000 in a lawsuit
t-shirt
gold ring
Strip Club
Marijuana farm in Kansas
President of USA
Restored order
New reforms
Slightly bad reputation
JR48
70 HP
Fan base of 100,000
Star
Milk
85 HP
Own T.V Show
Flying Death Metal Polar Bear
$50,000
Joe
70 HP
$2.5 million
HATED BY THE PEOPLE
Strongest in the world
MM
100 HP
Fishy
150 HP
addicted to crack
$10,000
President of Playboy
Sexually pleased
Ability to have sex with anyone for the next turn.
Jar of HIV
Immune to HIV
SMAP
-7 HP
$50,000 in debt
Depression of the highest order
HIV
Elysia
105 HP
$250,200,000
All Powers
Mansion
Kyle
10 HP
3 More turns in prison
Raped
Milk: Listen to metal music way too loud.
40!
You listen to Metallica, Black Sabbath, and Dio on an extreme volume \m/. Someone walks by your house and notices the awesome music. He talks to you and asks you to pick all of the music and star for his new T.V show! The T.V show will also be renamed to "MilkAndCookies the epic saga". Where you defeat hordes of zombies, vampires, and fan girls while flying through the skies on the back of a Flying Death Metal Polar Bear named Pablo (You also get to keep him as a pet). You also get lots of cash. You are also cured of your blindness.
+10 HP
Own T.V Show
Flying Death Metal Polar Bear
$50,000
Kyle: Be on good behavior to get out early.
1!
You try to be on good behavior and through that all you got was dropping the soap and getting beat up. They give the special treatment to nices. Infact you died, well at least for 3 hours. You also tried to go against my mod rules so more prison for you. Bitch.
3 More turns in prison
-40 HP
Raped
Sir Fishy: Get HIV
24!
You went up to a hooker and asked her for her HIV she said okay. You had her way with her and she gave you a jar of HIV to go. The weird thing was though was that you weren't affected. You went to the doctor and you found out you are immune to HIV. Lucky Bastard.
Jar of HIV
Immune to HIV
Smap: Have sex with Fishy while getting an STD.
22!
You go up to Fishy and you take his pants off and start blowing him. Just right there in public. Fishy moves the setting to his bedroom. You have some of the best sex ever. But you find out he can't get HIV but he does have some in a jar to give. You then use the HIV as lube and now you have HIV. Your Broken penis is fixed thanks to the HIV.
HIV
+5 HP
JR: Host the greatest episode of Saturday Night Live ever!
11!
You go up to SNL and give them your pitch. They hate it. They throw their hot coffee on you.
-5 HP
Joe: Regain strength to become the most powerful person ever!!!!!
23!
You eat your veggies and you gain strength. You are now the most powerful person in the world. However, you learned how to be pacifist so you can't really do anything with your strength.
Strongest in the world
+69.99999 HP
Elysia: Heal every player and restore all their HP, UNLESS they want to kill or have sex with me, in which case I will make them infertile.
16!
You try, but your powers seem to be gone today. Maybe it's gas.
Soup: Have the FBI arrest Fishy for having sex with children.
6!
Must I remind you he had sex with every person on Earth. Even you. The FBI loved Fishy too much to do anything and they went against your order and blabbed about it. Fishy was well liked and everyone loved his junk. Your reputation goes down a bit. You better not cross Fishy again.
Slightly bad reputation
Let the games continue!!!
