Post by Wave57 on Jul 2, 2011 23:08:17 GMT -5
Milk: Listen to metal music way too loud.
40!
You listen to Metallica, Black Sabbath, and Dio on an extreme volume \m/. Someone walks by your house and notices the awesome music. He talks to you and asks you to pick all of the music and star for his new T.V show! The T.V show will also be renamed to "MilkAndCookies the epic saga". Where you defeat hordes of zombies, vampires, and fan girls while flying through the skies on the back of a Flying Death Metal Polar Bear named Pablo (You also get to keep him as a pet). You also get lots of cash.
+10 HP
Own T.V Show
Flying Death Metal Polar Bear
$50,000
Kyle: Be on good behavior to get out early.
1!
You try to be on good behavior and through that all you got was dropping the soap and getting beat up. They give the special treatment to nices. Infact you died, well at least for 3 hours. You also tried to go against my mod rules so more prison for you. Bitch.
3 More turns in prison
-40 HP
Raped
Sir Fishy: Get HIV
24!
You went up to a hooker and asked her for her HIV she said okay. You had her way with her and she gave you a jar of HIV to go. The weird thing was though was that you weren't affected. You went to the doctor and you found out you are immune to HIV. Lucky Bastard.
Jar of HIV
Immune to HIV
Smap: Have sex with Fishy while getting an STD.
22!
You go up to Fishy and you take his pants off and start blowing him. Just right there in public. Fishy moves the setting to his bedroom. You have some of the best sex ever. But you find out he can't get HIV but he does have some in a jar to give. You then use the HIV as lube and now you have HIV.
HIV
+5 HP
JR: Host the greatest episode of Saturday Night Live ever!
11!
You go up to SNL and give them your pitch. They hate it. They throw their hot coffee on you.
-5 HP
Joe: Regain strength to become the most powerful person ever!!!!!
23!
You eat your veggies and you gain strength. You are now the most powerful person in the world. However, you learned how to be pacifist so you can't really do anything with your strength.
Strongest in the world
+69.99999 HP
Elysia: Heal every player and restore all their HP, UNLESS they want to kill or have sex with me, in which case I will make them infertile.
16!
You try, but your powers seem to be gone today. Maybe it's gas.
Soup: Have the FBI arrest Fishy for having sex with children.
6!
Must I remind you he had sex with every person on Earth. Even you. The FBI loved Fishy too much to do anything and they went against your order and blabbed about it. Fishy was well liked and everyone loved his junk. Your reputation goes down a bit. You better not cross Fishy again.
Slightly bad reputation
40!
You listen to Metallica, Black Sabbath, and Dio on an extreme volume \m/. Someone walks by your house and notices the awesome music. He talks to you and asks you to pick all of the music and star for his new T.V show! The T.V show will also be renamed to "MilkAndCookies the epic saga". Where you defeat hordes of zombies, vampires, and fan girls while flying through the skies on the back of a Flying Death Metal Polar Bear named Pablo (You also get to keep him as a pet). You also get lots of cash.
+10 HP
Own T.V Show
Flying Death Metal Polar Bear
$50,000
Kyle: Be on good behavior to get out early.
1!
You try to be on good behavior and through that all you got was dropping the soap and getting beat up. They give the special treatment to nices. Infact you died, well at least for 3 hours. You also tried to go against my mod rules so more prison for you. Bitch.
3 More turns in prison
-40 HP
Raped
Sir Fishy: Get HIV
24!
You went up to a hooker and asked her for her HIV she said okay. You had her way with her and she gave you a jar of HIV to go. The weird thing was though was that you weren't affected. You went to the doctor and you found out you are immune to HIV. Lucky Bastard.
Jar of HIV
Immune to HIV
Smap: Have sex with Fishy while getting an STD.
22!
You go up to Fishy and you take his pants off and start blowing him. Just right there in public. Fishy moves the setting to his bedroom. You have some of the best sex ever. But you find out he can't get HIV but he does have some in a jar to give. You then use the HIV as lube and now you have HIV.
HIV
+5 HP
JR: Host the greatest episode of Saturday Night Live ever!
11!
You go up to SNL and give them your pitch. They hate it. They throw their hot coffee on you.
-5 HP
Joe: Regain strength to become the most powerful person ever!!!!!
23!
You eat your veggies and you gain strength. You are now the most powerful person in the world. However, you learned how to be pacifist so you can't really do anything with your strength.
Strongest in the world
+69.99999 HP
Elysia: Heal every player and restore all their HP, UNLESS they want to kill or have sex with me, in which case I will make them infertile.
16!
You try, but your powers seem to be gone today. Maybe it's gas.
Soup: Have the FBI arrest Fishy for having sex with children.
6!
Must I remind you he had sex with every person on Earth. Even you. The FBI loved Fishy too much to do anything and they went against your order and blabbed about it. Fishy was well liked and everyone loved his junk. Your reputation goes down a bit. You better not cross Fishy again.
Slightly bad reputation
