ITT: Spongebob Quotes Not to Say in Bed

[SMAP]

First you do this, THEN THIS!
SOILED IT!
WEEE WOOO
REV UP THOSE FRYERS
Bring it around town, STOP!
IMAGINATION
HE WAS NUMBER ONE
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS?
Eww, glove flavored.
*dolphin squeal*
Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then...


What is WRONG with you people?! Afraid to look ugliness in the face?!

HERE! LOOK AT IT!!

IT'S UGLY, ISN'T IT?!

YOU LOOK AT IT, YOU LOOK AT IT!!

LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT!!

Eww, gross....germs. It's all icky and corpse-y!
1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas
"I'M CHEATING, MRS. PUFF! I'M CHEEAAAATING!"
How big do you want them? Normal? Veiny? And for the ladies, hairy.
I smell the smelly smell of something that smells...smelly.
Im Ready, Im Ready!

[Diabet]

"You gotta be kidding me"

"GARY. YOU ARE GONNA EAT YOUR DESERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT."

[SMAP]

C'mon you lazy Mary, start rubbing me with that chocolate!
JELLYFISHING JELLYFlSHING
Are you trying to put me into the nuthouse? No, just into this hole.
I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!
I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!
Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
Ah the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
NO YOUR OTHER BOTTOM!
Aww, crud, I really got to learn to say it, not spray it.
I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far before.
I need...I need... a tailor.
Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
First I must pass the oral exam! I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.
NOT INSERTIVE!
I'M THE OPEN WINDOW MANIAC
No, this is Patrick!
You'll never guess what I found in my sock this morning! Go ahead, guess!
Who ya' callin' Pinhead?

[SMAP]

the dark deed you requested is done, sir.
We're like brothers... only closer.
IT'S BIG. PINK. AND SCARY
THAT PIE! Pie....pie....OH YOU MEAN THIS PIE!
FINALLY! I've been trying to catch you boys ALL DAY! And now that I've got you RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU...
You like Krabby Patties don't you Squidward?
BY THE POWER OF NAUGHTINESS I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP TO BE REALLY REALLY HOT!
Ahh, mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck!
You're never gonna feel better 'till you get this thing off your chest!
Now I'm going to staarve.
Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
When in doubt, pinkie out.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.
Oh but it's not you that's got me it's ... me that's got me.
I like to sleep with my shoes on
I'm wearing three pairs of underwear right now
FINLAND!
It's not just a Boulder...it's a rock
MY NAMES...NOT....RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this the Krusty Krab?
if you're gonna talk like sailors, then you're gonna work like sailors!
Oh ya listen to that purr.
Patrick open up! Everyones gone!
OWW MY LEG
I don't need it. I definitely don't need it

"Firmly grasp it in your hand"
"Firmly grasp it"
"FIRMLY GRASP IT"

*Looks at fingers*

"The gangs all here"

[SMAP]

You got a bottle of ketchup?
This squirrel's trying to kill me.
I'll be there faster than a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August!
...Holographic meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!
I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!
I'm Dirty Dan
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as...PICKLED FISH LIPS
Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if *some* people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws.
I had four biscuits and I ate one. Then I only had three.
Someone call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!
Nyeh, Squidward?
You get behind and I'll push
But if they attack from the rear, I'm a goner!
My friend's in there. It's his first time.
Yeah! Shake it! Woo! Shake that bubble butt!
YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD
Look at all that warm, toasty fur.

[Soup567]

I approve.

[Toki]

GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!

[nogatoyumi]

"it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure..."
"it's a little itchy.. what's it made of?"
"yeah! for the firemen!"
"can't have dirty garbage!"
"sounds like a lot of hoopla"
"oh boy, 3 a.m.!"

[Crash]

"I NEED IT!"
"Act natural!"
"E MINOR! ALRIGHT! YEAH!"
"SPIDERS! SPIDERS! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!"
"YAA. BUNS A THIGHS"
"BOOO YOU STINK!"
"MY EYES!"
"Let's look at the embryo.....Twins....."
"It's not the boots, it's the booty."
"We're both Squidward."
"ONE WATERMELEON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD"
"FUTURE. FUTURE. FUTURE. FUTURE. FUTURE. FUTURE."
"I hate all of you."
"I DEFY YOU HEARTMAN!"
"STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH"
"Does this look dangerous?"
"Hinga dinga dergen!"
"JUST LIKE A GENIE!"
"HE ONLY LIKED ME FOR MY SHORTS!"
"Who you callin' pinhead?"
"I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite."
"I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT."
"Sorry you had to see that."
"KEEP GOING. YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. AAAAAND STOP."
"Is mayonaise an instrument?"
"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE."
"YOU MEAN LIEK DIS?"
"WE'VE BEEN SMECKLEDORF'D!"
"PUT IT IN!!!"
"POOP."
"CHOOOOOOOOOCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Toki]

What the..?!?! IT'S STUCK!!! You gotta help me Spongebob!!!
I've got a head, it in ends in a point. POINTY, POINTY, POINTY! POINTY, POINTY POINT!

[civplayah]

I don't think you guys should be saying spongebob quotes in bed at all

[Diabet]

Aug 14, 2012 19:35:11 GMT -5 civplayah said:

I don't think you guys should be saying spongebob quotes in bed at all

WHY NOT.
IT GETS YOUR GURL ALL AROUSED AND SHIT
SO AROUSED THAT SHE'LL
FIRMLY GRASP IT

[Toki]

COME ON YOU LAZY MARY, START RUBBIN' ME WITH THE CHOCOLATE!

[SMAP]

Eugene?! What are you doing with my bloomers?!

[Elysia Drake]

I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray!
Take it easy back there, fella.