Post by Fatalfriend on Oct 28, 2012 17:28:05 GMT -5
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Hurricane Sandy, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Weather College , and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the clouds, and I have over 300 confirmed weather reports. I am trained in meteorology and I’m the top weatherman in the entire US News Force. You are nothing to me but just another civilian. Sandy will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Sandy over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of weathermen across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Sandy can be anywhere, anytime, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with it's bare winds. Not only am I extensively trained in meteorology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Doppler Radars and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Hurricane Sandy will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
