Post by SMAP on Nov 17, 2012 17:35:42 GMT -5
So okay, my girlfriend and I just broke up with each other after this girl from this ski lodge kissed me. So today my teacher who it seems like I've had for years now was going on with this boring lesson that no one cares about, and this ass asks my ex for a pencil.
My best friend of course jumps to the occasion and states how we aren't divorced and are just going through a trial separation. His girlfriend then joins in and we all get into this huge argument. My teacher of course gets all pissed and is like "WE WILL NOT BE MORE INTERESTED IN THE ROMANTIC GOING ONS OF OUR STUDENTS THAN WHATEVER THE HELL I'M TEACHING"
The five of us are then put into this bogus detention for two year olds. Our teacher decides to leave us, so naturally my best friend decides to go get some cheese product from his locker to pass the time, but the door is locked! Like he can't just lock us in detention! It's against the Geneva Detention Convention! This creepy new janitor at our school was also watching us from outside the door... and we tried to yell at him for a key but he just grins and walks away. Then all of a sudden the creepiest thing happened.... the lights turned off and under the map on the board there was now writing that said in what looked like blood, NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE.
Good god this was freaky. We all decided the dude who asked for my ex's pencil was gonna die first. I mean the rest of us are just too important. So all of a sudden the door creaks open and.... it's my idiot older brother and his roommate, who is my friend's half brother. They say they were visiting to play some hoops, and were confused when no one was in the school. Blood coming out of the showers and everything. And of course the lights flipped off and... the dude just laid against the wall dead. With the pencil he asked for from my girl stabbed into his head and all. There was even a trail of blood behind his head, I guess everyone will remember he was that tall, heh.
And then we all ran out into the hallway... what could our teacher possibly have planned for this detention? He had a little tune playing over the intercom in the hallway while the lights flickered, how we were all gonna die or something. Clever man, no wonder he's my teacher. We decided to run out and try and find an exit, he really was going to kill us... but every. last. freaking. door. was locked. Screw this. Our teacher plays another little tune about a knife and a gun killing us, and all of a sudden, he pops up in the middle of the hall with a blank stare.
I patted him on the back, because come on, man's a genius for this... but he falls to the ground and all we see are scissors stabbed into his back. We were... wrong?
The killer has to be that janitor. There's no way it's not. So we decided to go back into the classroom and figure this out... all of a sudden the lights flickered again, and sure enough.... there lays the janitor in his trash can. Dead, covered in like fifteen retainers...ew.
Well obviously the only choice is we sacrifice my brother by sticking him in the hall, haha sucker. Then he met this girl who's new and lost in this school. He fell "in love" and kissed her all over, it was disgusting. Then the pay phone rang in the middle of the hallway... I guess we had to answer it. The killer asked if we liked scary movies. It then dawned on me... WE CAN USE THE PHONE TO HELP US. But of course, my brother decides that we can use it to hit the killer with it, pulling the phone out of the wire. Dammit.
Only thing left to do now is to hide in the library. We soon split up in the middle of the bookcases, but the new girl and my brother all of a sudden get the whole bookcase shoved down on them by the killer, killing them. My brother's roommate decides to jump off the balcony because he can't pay the rent, but my friend's girlfriend convinced him otherwise, but it was too late... I watched the killer shove them off.
All that was left was me, my friend, and my ex. The killer approached us, I knew it was too late to save ourselves... the killer made me hold hands with my ex, and my friend took off the killer's mask... it was him. We were staring right at my friend the whole time, he was the killer all along.
My best friend of course jumps to the occasion and states how we aren't divorced and are just going through a trial separation. His girlfriend then joins in and we all get into this huge argument. My teacher of course gets all pissed and is like "WE WILL NOT BE MORE INTERESTED IN THE ROMANTIC GOING ONS OF OUR STUDENTS THAN WHATEVER THE HELL I'M TEACHING"
The five of us are then put into this bogus detention for two year olds. Our teacher decides to leave us, so naturally my best friend decides to go get some cheese product from his locker to pass the time, but the door is locked! Like he can't just lock us in detention! It's against the Geneva Detention Convention! This creepy new janitor at our school was also watching us from outside the door... and we tried to yell at him for a key but he just grins and walks away. Then all of a sudden the creepiest thing happened.... the lights turned off and under the map on the board there was now writing that said in what looked like blood, NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE.
Good god this was freaky. We all decided the dude who asked for my ex's pencil was gonna die first. I mean the rest of us are just too important. So all of a sudden the door creaks open and.... it's my idiot older brother and his roommate, who is my friend's half brother. They say they were visiting to play some hoops, and were confused when no one was in the school. Blood coming out of the showers and everything. And of course the lights flipped off and... the dude just laid against the wall dead. With the pencil he asked for from my girl stabbed into his head and all. There was even a trail of blood behind his head, I guess everyone will remember he was that tall, heh.
And then we all ran out into the hallway... what could our teacher possibly have planned for this detention? He had a little tune playing over the intercom in the hallway while the lights flickered, how we were all gonna die or something. Clever man, no wonder he's my teacher. We decided to run out and try and find an exit, he really was going to kill us... but every. last. freaking. door. was locked. Screw this. Our teacher plays another little tune about a knife and a gun killing us, and all of a sudden, he pops up in the middle of the hall with a blank stare.
I patted him on the back, because come on, man's a genius for this... but he falls to the ground and all we see are scissors stabbed into his back. We were... wrong?
The killer has to be that janitor. There's no way it's not. So we decided to go back into the classroom and figure this out... all of a sudden the lights flickered again, and sure enough.... there lays the janitor in his trash can. Dead, covered in like fifteen retainers...ew.
Well obviously the only choice is we sacrifice my brother by sticking him in the hall, haha sucker. Then he met this girl who's new and lost in this school. He fell "in love" and kissed her all over, it was disgusting. Then the pay phone rang in the middle of the hallway... I guess we had to answer it. The killer asked if we liked scary movies. It then dawned on me... WE CAN USE THE PHONE TO HELP US. But of course, my brother decides that we can use it to hit the killer with it, pulling the phone out of the wire. Dammit.
Only thing left to do now is to hide in the library. We soon split up in the middle of the bookcases, but the new girl and my brother all of a sudden get the whole bookcase shoved down on them by the killer, killing them. My brother's roommate decides to jump off the balcony because he can't pay the rent, but my friend's girlfriend convinced him otherwise, but it was too late... I watched the killer shove them off.
All that was left was me, my friend, and my ex. The killer approached us, I knew it was too late to save ourselves... the killer made me hold hands with my ex, and my friend took off the killer's mask... it was him. We were staring right at my friend the whole time, he was the killer all along.
