accepting Thom Yorke as your personal dickface

[Elysia Drake]

Have you been saved yet?

Recognize that you are a sinner and have listened to music that falls short of Radiohead's standard. You must understand that you are a natural-born-sinner, and deserve Radiohead's punishment for your horrible taste in music.

You must come to the understanding that Thom Yorke made a tit of himself for you, and that him making a tit of himself onstage was his paying the penalty for your sins and mine. he willingly took the punishment for you while you were not even a fan.

Repent and turn away from crappy music once and for all. Ask Thom Yorke to forgive you of your sins and surrender your life to him. Confess with your mouth that Thom Yorke is Lord, and you believe in your heart that Jonny Greenwood helped him raise c-sides from the dead for his two latest solo singles and you will be saved.

Find yourself a fan club or internet forum that believes in salvation through repentance and faith in Thom Yorke alone.

Talk to a groupie and tell him about the decision you have just made, and splash around in a lake or pool screaming out words of admiration for radiohead (or just get a t-shirt) to publicly proclaim the spiritual transformation and the awesome music you now listen to.

If you love Thom Yorke and his lazy eye from the bottom of your heart, Radiohead has heard you and will forgive you.

Yorke asks that we simply abide in Him. So live your life in accordance with His lyrics and live your life as it is not your own- you belong to Thom Yorke. It is Thom Yorke's life now, so live in sweet surrender knowing that we are now free and our ears have been made alive since they were slain by Hannah Montana and other crappy pop "artists" on the radio.

BUT BEWARE!

you may soon give up some of the music you used to listen to. Your new found love for Radiohead may lead to losing friends, as you grow more and more in your new found faith, you will find that true obsession is best. In this event, your free will and social life should yield to listening to Radiohead, and thus you will share this saving message with others, so they too can become fans of Radiohead.

Some people may think you are a tool that you have the nerve to explain why Radiohead is better than their favorite band, and they could abandon you as a close friend. But that's ok: love them anyway! Thom Yorke still loves you. the Discography says to go and convince them -- quote: "You're so fucking special"

Beware the Disney. The closer you grow to Thom Yorke, the greater target you become for Disney. But if you resist Disney, he can not touch you. ("I'm a reasonable man, get off my case"). Remember also that your temptations come from Nickelback and Lady Gaga too. There is nothing more powerful than Thom Yorke. Through Him, Jonny Greenwood, Ed O'Brien, Phil Selway, and Colin Greenwood, all things are possible. Thom Yorke is the only "name" whereby you "must" be saved (refer to Paranoid Andoid verse 3: "You don't remember/Why don't you remember my name?/Off with his head, man"); yes, Radiohead is the just Judge of all things both good and bad...

[SMAP]

Their music is Magical.

It took me a long time to get into and understand what all the admiration was about, but after I've finally broken into it...it's like their music is on an entirely different level. I started out on Kid A, I listened to it once, didn't get much out of it. Then I saw Vanilla Sky, and the director Cameron Crowe uses the song "Everything in its Right Place" to perfect effect in the beginning of the film, and it just haunted me. I listened to Kid A again and it's like every time I listened to it, it eerily got better and better and became one of my favorite albums in a very short period of time.

Next I listened to In Rainbows. Once again, didn't think much of it. Seemed like Radiohead was just experimental and overrated. Then listened to it again the next day... and it's like something unlocked in my mind overnight. The album was brilliant, amazing, and beautiful. It continued to get bigger and more incredible the more I listened to it. I've probably listened to it 50 times since then.

Yesterday, listened to Amnesiac. Remember feeling disappointed that it was no In Rainbows. Listened again today, and it's brilliant, haunting, and marvelous. Radiohead does something I've never heard before; It's like they're playing with the very properties of music to set up something you can't understand at first, then blow your mind with a musical idea that couldn't have been understood or expressed in just a few playthroughs. Their music engages you on a spiritual level and shows you things you didn't know existed. If you don't like Radiohead, it's not because they're "overrated" or not as good as you've heard, it's because you haven't been enlightened. The best way to listen to them is to accept that the music is excellent and you're in good hands musically. If you try to judge it like you do most music, it will prevent you from understanding

[Mr. Awesome RETURNS BITCHES]

Moar liek accepting tom york as you're personal savior amirite

[Elysia Drake]

*your

[Wave57]

One of the best bands in the last decade or two. Their music is awe inspiring and genious.

3 or so months ago I finally understood and "got" In Rainbows, and man was it mind numbing.
May Thom Yorke make great music forever!

[Soup567]

I CAN FEEL THE SPIRIT OF THOM YORKE FLOWING THROUGH ME! HALLELUJAH!

[Dickwagon]

Have you been saved yet?

Recognize dat yo ass be a sinner n' have listened ta noize dat falls short of Radioheadz standard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass must understand dat yo ass be a natural-born-sinner, n' deserve Radioheadz punishment fo' yo' wack taste up in music.

Yo ass must come ta tha understandin dat Thom Yorke done cooked up a tit of his dirty ass fo' you, n' dat his ass bustin a tit of his dirty ass onstage was his thugged-out lil' payin tha penalty fo' yo' sins n' mine. da thug willingly took tha punishment fo' you while you was not even a gangbangin' fan.

Repent n' turn away from crappy noize once n' fo' all fo' realz. Ask Thom Yorke ta forgive you of yo' sins n' surrender yo' game ta his muthafuckin ass. Confess wit yo' grill dat Thom Yorke is Lord, n' you believe up in yo' ass dat Jonny Greenwood helped his ass raise c-sides from tha dead fo' his cold-ass two sickest fuckin solo singlez n' yo big-ass booty is ghon be saved.

Find yo ass a gangbangin' hustla club or internizzle forum dat believes up in salvation all up in repentizzle n' faith up in Thom Yorke ridin' solo.

Talk ta a groupie n' tell his ass bout tha decision you have just made, n' splash around up in a lake or pool beatboxin up lyrics of admiration fo' radiohead (or just git a t-shirt) ta publicly proclaim tha spiritual transformation n' tha phat noize you now dig.

If you ludd Thom Yorke n' his fuckin lazy eye from tha bottom of yo' heart, Radiohead has heard you n' will forgive yo thugged-out ass.

Yorke asks dat we simply abide up in Him. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So live yo' game up in accordizzle wit His lyrics n' live yo' game as it aint yo' own- you belong ta Thom Yorke. It be Thom Yorkez game now, so live up in dope surrender knowin dat we is now free n' our ears done been made kickin it since they was slain by Hannah Sultana n' other crappy pop "artists" on tha radio.

BUT BEWARE!

you may soon give up a shitload of tha noize you used ta dig. Yo crazy-ass freshly smoked up found ludd fo' Radiohead may lead ta losin playas, as you grow mo' n' mo' up in yo' freshly smoked up found faith, yo big-ass booty is ghon find dat legit obsession is best. In dis event, yo' free will n' hood game should yield ta listenin ta Radiohead, n' thus yo big-ass booty is ghon share dis savin message wit others, so they too can become hustlaz of Radiohead.

Some playas may be thinkin yo ass be a tool dat you have tha nerve ta explain why Radiohead is mo' betta than they straight-up band, n' they could abandon you as a cold-ass lil close playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. But thatz ok: ludd dem anyway dawwwwg! Thom Yorke still loves yo thugged-out ass. tha Discography says ta go n' convince dem -- quote: "Yo ass is so fuckin special"

Beware tha Deez'nuts n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da closer you grow ta Thom Yorke, tha pimped outer target you become fo' Deez'nuts n' you can put dat on yo' toast. But if you resist Deez'nuts, his schmoooove ass can not bust a nut on yo thugged-out ass. ("I be a reasonable man, git off mah case"). Remember also dat yo' temptations come from Nickelwack n' Lady Gaga like a muthafucka. There is not a god damn thang mo' bangin than Thom Yorke. Through Him, Jonny Greenwood, Ed O'Brien, Phil Selway, n' Colin Greenwood, all thangs is possible. Thom Yorke is tha only "name" whereby you "must" be saved (refer ta Paranoid Andoid verse 3: "Yo ass don't remember/Why don't you remember mah name?/Off wit his head, man"); yes, Radiohead is tha just Judge of all thangs both phat n' bad...

[Elysia Drake]

OH MY GOD

[obscurepizza]

radiohead hasn't been good since the 90s and in rainbows

B)

[blues]

Didn't know they were ever good

[obscurepizza]

viva la vida is their only good song

[Elysia Drake]

the fact that i made this thread will haunt me forever