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I woke up yesterday morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes. But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate.

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I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

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Fatalfriend 21st Century Schizoid Person [AWD:110f15010b]One Lovable Piece of Pooh He opens his mouth, honey won't come out. Posts: 5,199	Read this on 99Chan Dec 29, 2010 21:29:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fatalfriend on Dec 29, 2010 21:29:38 GMT -5 dude, this is from a song, detachable penis by butthole surfers
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SMAP Administrator [AWD:0d15]Lead Faggot of the Fags Anonymous Society I'm a little asian boy%\2\% Posts: 7,321	Read this on 99Chan Dec 30, 2010 18:30:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SMAP on Dec 30, 2010 18:30:58 GMT -5 Dec 29, 2010 21:29:38 GMT -5 Fatalfriend said: dude, this is from a song, detachable penis by butthole surfers I had no idea when I first read it. Thanks for the heads up.

Fatalfriend 21st Century Schizoid Person [AWD:110f15010b]One Lovable Piece of Pooh He opens his mouth, honey won't come out. Posts: 5,199	Read this on 99Chan Dec 30, 2010 22:43:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fatalfriend on Dec 30, 2010 22:43:26 GMT -5 lol, well the main premise is, the rest of the story they made up
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