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Post by SMAP on May 15, 2011 22:35:48 GMT -5
Pays $50,000 fine at last.
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Post by Elysia Drake on May 15, 2011 22:36:34 GMT -5
Move to Maine and save lots of lives.
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Post by kyle on May 17, 2011 21:02:52 GMT -5
Fishy
11!
You throw a party, but it's only guys that come. You are creeped out, and you wake up in the morning not knowing what's been done to you. -10 HP
JR48
14!
All the armies of the world are too strong and push you back to Azerjaiban.
Soup
16!
He goes to the prison, but the prisoner was released the other day and got your shirt. He is on the run and the investigator has no leads.
Wave
23!
You swap him with MM, but MM turns out to be WAY more annoying and cost much more than your old child. -5 HP.
SMAP
34!
You send your money to the government. For getting it in early, they send you half of it back! ALL RIGHT!
Elysia
2!
You get on a plane to Maine in the rain but it sends you to Spain instead where you are arrested and beaten for not having a passport. -25 HP, stuck in Spanish prison.
Gary
27!
You convince the psychologist that you are not crazy, and threaten him for a refund. He gives you your money back and sends you on your merry way.
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Post by fishy on May 17, 2011 21:11:36 GMT -5
Buy a damn healing spell, I haven't gone a day without loosing HP.
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Post by Soup567 on May 17, 2011 21:13:52 GMT -5
Half the investigator begin a new search to find my shirt.
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Post by Elysia Drake on May 17, 2011 21:15:31 GMT -5
Escape from jail using superpowers.
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Post by Wave57 on May 17, 2011 21:19:39 GMT -5
YES!!! MM IS MY SON!!!
I'll rape MM.
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Post by SMAP on May 17, 2011 22:33:25 GMT -5
Listen to Sonic Youth. <3
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Post by Soup567 on May 17, 2011 22:39:08 GMT -5
My violence is a dream...
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Post by JR48fan on May 18, 2011 5:59:25 GMT -5
Nuke the U.K.
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Post by kyle on May 18, 2011 21:11:11 GMT -5
Not gonna update this tonight, because the site's being wonky. Sorry.
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Post by Soup567 on May 18, 2011 21:14:14 GMT -5
Not being wonky for me.
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Post by Wave57 on May 18, 2011 21:59:59 GMT -5
The site is working for meh.
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Post by Elysia Drake on May 19, 2011 17:24:10 GMT -5
Yeah, it's fine.
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Post by kyle on May 19, 2011 21:47:29 GMT -5
Fishy
5!
You buy a "healing potion" from a shady dealer in a back alley. It puts you in a coma for 10 days. -25 HP.
Soup
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The investigator is mad that you half him, and robs your house and beats you. -$5,000, - 10 HP
Elysia
24!
You use your superpowers and break out, but they catch you again and throw you back in prison, this time in a high security cell.
Wave
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He calls CSD when you keep harrasing him, and you are forced to take a 4 week course on parenting and give up MM. - 10 HP, - MM
SMAP
18!
You can't find your Sonic Youth records, but you do find your Mountain Goats records, and have just as much fun listening to them.
JR48
1!
You are prepping to nuke the UK, but all the countries of the world are fed up with you. They form an alliance. They storm Azerjaiban, and blow it off the face of the map. A special ops team kills you. You are now dead. You know longer have anything. You may keep playing as a completely new life.
Milk
16!
You decide that Kyle is bluffing and decide to just leave it. You were right.
Gary
2!
You eat a bagel that causes severe life threatening bowel movements. You spend the afternoon on the toilet. - 20 HP
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