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Post by Soup567 on May 19, 2011 21:48:34 GMT -5
Hire a new investigator to find the old one and retrieve my money and to get my shirt back!
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Post by fishy on May 19, 2011 21:57:06 GMT -5
Fuck this, I'm gonna commit suicide, this life sucks Imma get a new one!
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Post by SMAP on May 19, 2011 22:02:47 GMT -5
Searchs for Confusion is Sex vinyl online, needing some Sonic Youth
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Post by Wave57 on May 20, 2011 0:38:20 GMT -5
No, my MM, my precious MM!!!
Propose to Elysia
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Post by Elysia Drake on May 20, 2011 7:14:44 GMT -5
 uh.... Escape from jail again and go live in Seattle undercover. |
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Post by JR48fan on May 20, 2011 8:20:14 GMT -5
Aw...fine.
Go to a disco party.
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Post by kyle on May 20, 2011 19:28:36 GMT -5
Soup
28!
You hire a new investigator. He finds your shirt, but the other inspector skipped town. + t-shirt!
Fishy
22!
You jump off a bridge, but do not kill yourself. You do wound yourself, though -10 HP
YOU DID NOT PAY YOUR DEBT ON TIME. YOU ARE NOW IN JAIL.
Milk
1!
You get ready to tell your story on the street, but no one wants to hear it. When you keep talking, they start to beat you, and attack you. -50 HP. The police come to see what is going on, and fine you $2,500 for disturbing the peace.
SMAP
34!
You find it on the internet, and it's even on sale with free shipping! You do not hesitate to click purchase!
Wave
37!
You go to Spain to visit Elysia in jail. You ask her in the most romantic voice possible. She says YES, Wave! I love your manliness. SUCCESS! +20 HP
Elysia
21!
In the high security cell, you cannot escape, but they decide to put you in a normal cell, because you have been good.
JR48
10!
You go to a Roller Rink and get your Saturday Night Fever on, but no one likes disco and they literally kick you out. -10 HP.
Gary
40!
You sue Synergy Inc. for $1,000,000 for harrasing you when you worked there, and for firing you with no good reason. You take it to court, and settle for $750,000! SUCCESS!!!!!
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Post by Soup567 on May 20, 2011 19:33:25 GMT -5
Take a little peaceful break to restore some HP.
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Post by fishy on May 20, 2011 20:03:28 GMT -5
Break out and move too New Zealand, the one place the US government would never go MWA-HA-HA!!!
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Post by JR48fan on May 20, 2011 20:28:25 GMT -5
Kill Fishy.
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Post by fishy on May 20, 2011 20:34:16 GMT -5
I've got my fingers crossed |
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Post by Wave57 on May 21, 2011 1:21:01 GMT -5
My life is complete.
Continue my job as a surgeon and wait until Elysia comes home.
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Post by SMAP on May 21, 2011 12:45:46 GMT -5
Goes out for a night on the town.
Note: Search Cedarburg on Uncyclopedia for help on this outcome.
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Post by Elysia Drake on May 21, 2011 13:03:15 GMT -5
Kill. Everyone.
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Post by JoeSaintsFan on May 22, 2011 14:51:59 GMT -5
Make this forum active.
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